If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole I'd Fart T-Shirt
- Made to order. Ships in 1-3 business days.
- Free US shipping over $35.
- Questions? info@designtcentral.com
Description
If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole I’d Fart is the blunt slogan on this sarcastic graphic T-shirt, a gag gift for fans of rude humor.
- Premium graphic tee
- Unisex True to Size
- Mid-weight fabric
- 100% ethically sourced USA cotton
- Brilliant print quality
- Made-to-order
Sizing & fit
| Size | Width (in) (cm) | Length (in) (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 46 | 28 71 |
| M | 20 51 | 29 74 |
| L | 22 56 | 30 76 |
| XL | 24 61 | 31 79 |
| 2XL | 26 66 | 32 81 |
| 3XL | 28 71 | 33 84 |
| 4XL | 30 76 | 34 86 |
| 5XL | 32 81 | 35 89 |
Classic Gildan, 100% cotton. Runs true to size, so size up one for a roomier fit.
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed to order by our global print partners and ships in 1-3 business days. We ship worldwide, with shipping calculated at checkout.
US orders are final sale, but if something arrives wrong, message us and we will make it right. International orders can be returned.
Care
Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. The joke is fragile.




