
Patrick Bazooka T-Shirt
- Made to order. Ships in 1-3 business days.
- Free US shipping over $35.
- Questions? info@designtcentral.com
Description
The Patrick Bazooka print arms a chunky pink cartoon starfish in green polka-dot shorts with a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher, scowling down the barrel like he has thought this through. It is on a pink tee, because restraint was never the plan. The dimmest possible character holding the loudest possible weapon.
- Premium graphic tee
- Unisex True to Size
- Mid-weight fabric
- 100% ethically sourced USA cotton
- Brilliant print quality
- Made-to-order
- Free US shipping over $35
Sizing & fit
| Size | Width (in) (cm) | Length (in) (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 46 | 28 71 |
| M | 20 51 | 29 74 |
| L | 22 56 | 30 76 |
| XL | 24 61 | 31 79 |
| 2XL | 26 66 | 32 81 |
| 3XL | 28 71 | 33 84 |
| 4XL | 30 76 | 34 86 |
| 5XL | 32 81 | 35 89 |
Classic Gildan, 100% cotton. Runs true to size, so size up one for a roomier fit.
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed to order by our global print partners and ships in 1-3 business days. We ship worldwide, with shipping calculated at checkout.
US orders are final sale, but if something arrives wrong, message us and we will make it right. International orders can be returned.
Care
Cold wash, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. The joke is fragile.



